Jason Tower of Power
1st ever haiku kitten
haiku battle
trey is a faggot
killed him with a horse penis
he can not win now
Trey Dudley
jason's a rapist
this is not a funny joke
call the police now
7/10/10
Michael Silva
a box of puppies
a heart warming sight or a
Korean buffet
5/23/10
1st ever
haiku kitten
please I want to win
if not, I will kill myself
do not be a bitch
jason's haiku sucks
do not let him win the prize
would go to his head
Jack Roger
children in the grass
baskets full of painted eggs
rise zombie jesus
4/04/10
Cynthia Covington
oh, bread loaf kitty
you sit magically folded
where have your arms gone
Tilt Tyree
be my wife, i said
to which she replied... i can't
i am your sister
10/28/09
Linda Lori
words are my pleasure
masturbation for my mind
the pen is my toy
9/30/09
Jesse
i'll keep this simple
i'm moving in with your mom
i hope you're not mad
submit
9/16/09
William Bronshvag
i told her i loved
every bone in her body
especially mine
9/7/09
Eric Prothro
day finally ends
working for a living sucks
do i have swamp ass
9/5/09
Taylor Jackson:
i love your haikus
they bring a smile to my face
and to my penis
9/2/09
Jen & Jared
we are not dating
but some people think we are
do it for the kids
9/3/09
ate a whole pizza
but now thinner than ever
bulimia rocks
Jordan Kleiman:
wacko jacko died
dressed as peter pan for boys
grabbed his crotch hamon
8/25/09
Jen Nelson:
tell me that i'm pretty
tell me that my body's hot
give me twenty bucks
8/24/09
Katie Dorn:
reading your haikus
drinking two glasses of wine
poetry boner
8/19/09
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